Here's a list of ugly women Hollywood keeps telling me are beautiful:

1. Angelina Jole: MONKEY LIPS! Oversized, ugly lips and BIG CRACKWHORE EYES. **** off, ugly, and your lack of talent too.

2. Uma Thurman: Two Words: HUGE SCHNOZZ.

3. Drew Barrymore. Years of Cocaine Abuse have taken their toll, lumpy.

4. Kelly Osborne: Ruebenesque just means FAT, ****wad.

5. Madonna: I don't think I need to explain this middle aged transvestite's gap-toothed fugliness to anyone.

6. Miss Piggy: Smells like bacon.

7. Gweneth Paltrow: HERPES INFESTED TALENTLESS FISHSTICK.

8. Star Jones: just a joke. I mentioned Miss Piggy already at number 6.

9. Princess Di: See UMA THURMAN. Plus, this ho is dead. Nobody likes a dead ho.

10. Jennifer Garner: SHE'S A MAN, BABY.

I found that list very funny, therefore I posted. U guys feel free to add anyone you think deserve to be on the list.

Nobody ever claimed Kelly Osbourne or Star Jones were beautiful, bleargh.
And Pricess Di's text, that's just wrong. "Dead ho"? Eurgh.

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Angelina Jolie is on that list? Wow, whoever made that is definently a crackbaby.

The rest looks about right, except J.Garner isn't so bad.

I disagree with Uma, Princess Diana, and Jennifer!!! I don't think Pamela Anderson is that hot either.

Angelina and Jennifer are gorgeous.

Add Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston to that list - FUGLIEST PEOPLE EVER

God I so agree with #1...well actually no, just I find her so over rated that seeing her there is great.


Uma is not ugly at all.

wow that list sucks.

Angelina Jolie is frickin gorgeous, hands down.

Uma Thurman has a great bod.

Princess Di was a beautiful woman. You are a sick f.uck for posting that about her and so is the person who made the list.

Get a life.

1. Jolie - I used to find her stunning i.e. Bone Collector days and Gone in 60 Seconds, but now she seems to have lost a lot of weight and I don't think it suits her.

2. Uma - I never found her attractive, except as Poison Ivy but she's not ugly.

3. Drew - another I've never found attractive but there have been points where she has looked good imo.

4. Can be, depends on the day (doesn't it for everybody lol) - perhaps when she's sorted herself out from the bad habits like it seems she is trying to.

5. Madge - Depends on what image she's going for, I think she looks great with black hair e.g. Erotica/Rain and Frozen eras - but I think it's her persona/lity that attracts people more.

6. Miss Piggy - please, she's a puppet and even if you can compare her, she's *****ing gorgeous, star looks and personality, she's dazzling which is why everybody knows her as one of the two most popular muppets, the other of which (Kertmit) was made more popular by her obsession with him. :p

7. Gweneth - that comment was really uncalled for - I don't find her attractive but she has grace and is down to earth.

8. Star Jones - Can't remember who she is.

9. Princess Diana - since when was she a ho or a member of Hollywood? As for attractiveness - it's the same as Gwenyth for me, Diana had dignity.

10. Jennifer Garner - I don't her attracive but she has a flexible look which obviously helped with Alias.

Anyway, attractiveness or beauty is based on a number of things including (for celebs) publicity, timing and popularity, which is why there are also a number of physically unattractive men in Hollywood too who don't look beautiful/handsome with make up/lighting/proper angles either. I think if an actor/tress is talented then that shines through and adds to the overall impression of a person when you look at them.

Anyway, attractiveness or beauty is based on a number of things including (for celebs) publicity, timing and popularity, which is why there are also a number of physically unattractive men in Hollywood too who don't look beautiful/handsome with make up/lighting/proper angles either. I think if an actor/tress is talented then that shines through and adds to the overall impression of a person when you look at them.

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I agree about Madonna and Jennifer Garner. Madonna's face is so angular and those videos like "Vogue" and "Express Yourself" that everyone loves so much were when she was deep ugly. Her eyebrows. Eat. People.

1. Angelina Jole: MONKEY LIPS! Oversized, ugly lips and BIG CRACKWHORE EYES. **** off, ugly, and your lack of talent too.

2. Uma Thurman: Two Words: HUGE SCHNOZZ.

Assuming this list was made by a man, the only way these two can make an "UGLY" list is if the person who made this list is a eunich.

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